*Rolls around floor crying.....*

I hate french orals *cries some more* I cant do it...*cries again*

Specially with miss haueehau you say one word wrong and its like..YOU INSULT MY COUNTRY....*beats with plait and make you swallow it* NOT MY ESOPHAGUS.....hahahaha

*cries more...*

Aw good memories of today, I didn't wanna go to P.E cos it's fully of all the big melters and millies so I was tryin to find someone to beak with and everyone was freakin out bout it so anyway eventually Averil was like ok! So instead of just walkin out the gate like a normal person would she was like noooooo we can't theres cameras and we argued then eventually we went down to were the wall was with all the forestness and were climbin our way through the bushes and trees and I got stuck on a branch lol and it was fully army like cept for her big yellow bag. We were tryin to be all quiet then Averil fell into mud and I was pissin myself and she couldn't get up with her and her yellow bag, so funny then we left the forest cos she needed to piss ffs so then afterwards we saw Mrs lavery miles and miles away so we ran up to the roof and were sittin on the roof and she was like omg teacher but it was a leaf in the wind......So shes likee ill get my injection out which was like aw classso if the teacher comes we'll look like we're takin drugs, hidin on a roof and ditchin class, so left and then eventually miss dutwa found us and we got shouted at and had to walk laps if we werent doin P.E so we went back to the forest to try and climb the wall lmao aw P.E sounds like a torture method or something then all the millies were like THEIR HAVIN A SMOKE!! So we got shouted at for that too, then Sophie told me a funny joke about Pineapples. The day was hilarious, though you prob had to be there..and I helped give Kelzo a mohecan.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE YEOOO!!

I hate Winter, it's cold and wet all the time though it could be pretty cool if Belfast turned into this exciting, enchanting land with a palace made of ice cept it isn't dangerous like you can't fall or freeze to death in it. Then these friendly, talking snowmen who walk about and Santa and the flying deer are real. Lots of friendly deer walking about with with christmassy bell necklaces. Then theres a nice little gingerbread house but the gingerbread doesn't get soggy, cos well I say so. Theres also nice animals walkin around who don't die of the cold, and polar bear cubs who are again friendly, yes my Belfast is friendly cos we don't want too many falls or savage bear attacks! 

Then theres the candy lady whos better than those christians in town because shes dressed like a candy cane and goes round handing out candy canes and those cherry drops that are quite nice. Then theres a huge Christmas tree thats magical and shoots out blankets and umbrellas. A large amount of the water by waterfront (sounds retarded) is all iced so you can SAFETLY ice skate but only decent people can go on it cos I can just imagine half the losers from town tryin to break the ice. Break their face! Anyway yes...AND REINDEER RIDES! Well no not very often but for special occasions cos we don't want the deer sore.
We can also have Geese who give us chips. Plus lots of other cool stuff which I'll leave for my own entertainment mwuhahaa...wait sounds creepy, oh well.

Woo..Friends only.