The fairground of rusty pineapples. Weezes

Sat, 13 Oct 2007 22:51:03 GMT

LMAO that was the most fuckin funny/dramatic weekend ever!!

Wed, 12 Sep 2007 20:26:31 GMT

Aaaaahhhh its Storms birthday!!! lmao

Mon, 21 May 2007 16:04:43 GMT

*Rolls around floor crying.....*

I hate french orals *cries some more* I cant do it...*cries again*

Specially with miss haueehau you say one word wrong and its like..YOU INSULT MY COUNTRY....*beats with plait and make you swallow it* NOT MY ESOPHAGUS.....hahahaha

*cries more...*

Tue, 03 Apr 2007 22:21:16 GMT

After all this thinkin it's become so clear to me.

Why not have a toaster on wheels?

+ =

Beakin Adventure

Thu, 22 Feb 2007 19:26:06 GMT

Aw good memories of today, I didn't wanna go to P.E cos it's fully of all the big melters and millies so I was tryin to find someone to beak with and everyone was freakin out bout it so anyway eventually Averil was like ok! So instead of just walkin out the gate like a normal person would she was like noooooo we can't theres cameras and we argued then eventually we went down to were the wall was with all the forestness and were climbin our way through the bushes and trees and I got stuck on a branch lol and it was fully army like cept for her big yellow bag. We were tryin to be all quiet then Averil fell into mud and I was pissin myself and she couldn't get up with her and her yellow bag, so funny then we left the forest cos she needed to piss ffs so then afterwards we saw Mrs lavery miles and miles away so we ran up to the roof and were sittin on the roof and she was like omg teacher but it was a leaf in the wind......So shes likee ill get my injection out which was like aw classso if the teacher comes we'll look like we're takin drugs, hidin on a roof and ditchin class, so left and then eventually miss dutwa found us and we got shouted at and had to walk laps if we werent doin P.E so we went back to the forest to try and climb the wall lmao aw P.E sounds like a torture method or something then all the millies were like THEIR HAVIN A SMOKE!! So we got shouted at for that too, then Sophie told me a funny joke about Pineapples. The day was hilarious, though you prob had to be there..and I helped give Kelzo a mohecan.

Sun, 24 Dec 2006 00:39:03 GMT

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE YEOOO!!

Sun, 19 Nov 2006 20:08:56 GMT

I hate Winter, it's cold and wet all the time though it could be pretty cool if Belfast turned into this exciting, enchanting land with a palace made of ice cept it isn't dangerous like you can't fall or freeze to death in it. Then these friendly, talking snowmen who walk about and Santa and the flying deer are real. Lots of friendly deer walking about with with christmassy bell necklaces. Then theres a nice little gingerbread house but the gingerbread doesn't get soggy, cos well I say so. Theres also nice animals walkin around who don't die of the cold, and polar bear cubs who are again friendly, yes my Belfast is friendly cos we don't want too many falls or savage bear attacks!

Then theres the candy lady whos better than those christians in town because shes dressed like a candy cane and goes round handing out candy canes and those cherry drops that are quite nice. Then theres a huge Christmas tree thats magical and shoots out blankets and umbrellas. A large amount of the water by waterfront (sounds retarded) is all iced so you can SAFETLY ice skate but only decent people can go on it cos I can just imagine half the losers from town tryin to break the ice. Break their face! Anyway yes...AND REINDEER RIDES! Well no not very often but for special occasions cos we don't want the deer sore.
We can also have Geese who give us chips. Plus lots of other cool stuff which I'll leave for my own entertainment mwuhahaa...wait sounds creepy, oh well.

Thu, 24 Aug 2006 01:29:46 GMT

Hmm, I wonder if Pandas would be friendly.
Like if I went over, would it be a sound led, or would it maul me? Might offer me some cheese and crackers...Oh my, I do enjoy some cheese and crackers..not EVERY night though. The neighbours have been complaining cos my cheese antics have been getting a bit wild.

You know what I'm saying? If you hear me halla back bitch. Just wanted to say that.

My rooms painted finally! XD

Sun, 20 Aug 2006 13:24:05 GMT

Lmao, Last night was pretty funny. Well I guess you had to be there but Joanne was telling some ghost story and everyone was listenin really creeped out and then all of a sudden I sneezed sorta so it looked like i had a big twitch or something and everyone was all ahhhhhh, Lol and then we had to read this book in english called the woman in black and its freaked people out so much and I was like lookin at the glass door and thought i saw the woman in black...but then realised it was my reflection and we all shit it and Joanne leeched onto my leg and then we thought she was the woman in black and started kickin her head to get her off me. Then we all fell. Ah good times.

I can't believe summers nearly over, ahhh!! Aw well, it's been a pretty amazin summer though. I really need sleep before I die. You know what I don't get? Why they make all the bacon practically fat, what kinda losers do that?!?!

Meh, oh well...random update cos Im so tired and stuff.

Also, I'd like to say thank you to Sarah for the congratulations, it was so nice of you to remember me and Matt. ^__________^

Mon, 05 Jun 2006 16:08:59 GMT

Ahhhhhh, I am so pissed off. Well on Friday, these 3 fucktards were annoying me cos theyre blonde and so therefore seem to think they're Gods gift, so take the piss outta everyone. One of which only started this year but everyone hates her yet nobody will speak up against her. So they keep sayin Oh i fancy you to me and Mary anne, then sniggerin completely takin the piss so Mary anne took a bit fit at them which was funny and then I was just like meh whatever then friday I just ripped and they came to square me up but i got sooo angry and started shoutin at them in class and they wer elike omg what the fuck calm down. Then today Radcliff and Lanky were bein dicks to Hannah and she took was like RAWWR and I didn't know anything about it. Then in Re my teacher was like askin my opinion on people will illnesses and stuff and I said about my Grandad and she was like when did he pass? and I said 2 weeks ago and Radcliff burst out laughin and I turned round and was like WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!? and the teacher told me to sit down and they were like.oh we werent laughin at that Miss, So then at the end of school I went over to Radcliff and said to meet me after school which was hilarious cos she was shittin it but tryin to square me up and started slanderin me and I went to hit her but Hannah pulled me off and the teacher was behind me while I was sayin to meet me and stuff and she started sayin I needed anger management wtf, even though I never seem to fight with people in school. Then I tried to push Radcliff down the stairs but again Hannah grabbed me and when she left I followed her and Sarah Mcdowel and Hannah W who were the 2 blonde twats and they started runnin so I followed them and told Radcliff to stop shittin herself cos I wouldnt waste my breath then they all started on me sayin they were gonna knock my fuck in..they said as they ran away. Then the most loyalist fucker in our class started sayin she was gonna get the paramillatries on me to hannah LOL!!! That made me laugh. So yeah now I'm basically fightin with 20 people, cos the Barbie brigade are all dicks..If they say anything to me tomorrow Im just gonna hit them and it will be funny cos Mary anne even went to Anger management and shed kill them too. Ahhh the joys of girl schools..so fun. ^_^

Heh heh heh

Mon, 08 May 2006 19:52:42 GMT

Yay XD

Sat, 25 Feb 2006 21:31:52 GMT

Some peoples heads are so far up their own fuckin asses it's unreal. Seem to think everyone loves them and wants to be them. Are hypocrites, also have faces like a smacked arse. Stupid irritable annoying little wannabes, eh?

Think the world revolves around them and that they should bow down to them and do anything they want, I'd love to smack them, Yes I would. May contradict with a previous post, but it's for a good reason. I think they should go shove a knife up their anal hole and don't stop til their holes completely torn apart. ohh yes, I do. Or they should go eat a box of rabbit turd and hopefully choke on it. Hahahahah...Fun eh?

Yes, fun for all the family. Well they need a reality check, and need to get a life. They are nobody..they live in the fuckin middle of nowhere in this world and aren't anybody, the world doesn't owe them anything. Period.

Thats all you crazy kids.

Sat, 31 Dec 2005 19:48:50 GMT

Woo..Friends only.

The fairground of rusty pineapples. *Weezes*

Beakin Adventure

Heh heh heh

The fairground of rusty pineapples. Weezes